No one stays at the top forever

You are so handsome.

Anonymous

I use my feetsome too! (Thanks!)

BECAUSE

dickcheese?

Anonymous

NO. But it should be.

Michael

Anonymous

WRONG.

If anyone ever put this much effort into a proposal for me, I would be at a loss for words. Hi, I’m crying.

Don’t do that

What are you doing? Get that out of your mouth.

“Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”

I have this problem where I want to do a million things at once, can’t decide, then end up doing nothing.

This is a sweet idea.