I’m at steak ‘n shake getting half priced milk shakes, and now you’re home regretting your decision to waste a Wednesday night eating a poultry medley from a bag that you microwaved while your roommate did bong hits. Run on.
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Anonymous asked: Ha no, I just randomly followed you and I thought I'd tell you.
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Reblog if you want people to tell you why they...
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I’ve got to make a move before I cave in. I feel pressure building.
I think it’s great for two people to be together. That is a good number. I...– Henry Rollins (via caseylee)
Anonymous asked: Ok. After that joke, now I'm just in love with you. You are absolutely beautiful. I shall leave before this sinks any deeper.
Anonymous asked: I am not David Dx
Anonymous asked: I am not Sarah Dx I am a man!
Anonymous asked: YOU are the foxiest. And you like pop punk. Can I date you?? ;-;
Like the leaves that fall off of a tree, I know that love has just left me. I...– Fucked Up (One of my favorite songs right now. So. Good.)
Anonymous asked: I think your girlfriend is the foxiest. Let ME date her! PLEASE?
Just got the job as a milkman!
Anonymous asked: Qué hermoso eres!
Anonymous asked: not enough nudes
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive...
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Send Trey Mowder, Seth Flynn, and I requests and we’ll post pictures of us doing it.