May 2012
184 posts
People who follow me
80% Gay men who like beards 5% Other 5% Friends 5% Forgot how to count again 
May 1st
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April 2012
308 posts
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Anonymous asked: Can you just be my boyfriend? I'll love you forever.
Apr 30th
Anonymous asked: You're so adorable.
Apr 30th
Rim jobs. So what? 
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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veggietrey asked: Hey. I think you're cool. I'm glad you're back. Even if I'm upstairs and you're in the basement, at least we're in the same house. Also, makeout sesh?
Apr 30th
thisiscasey7 asked: Pics or it didn't happen just kidding I believe you
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
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thisiscasey7 asked: How are you I'm so bored haha
Apr 30th
1. When did girls get into choking during sex? 3. Get wild tattoo tomorrow? Possibly. #JEFF STUCKEL.   2. I forgot how to count.  4. I would like to talk to people and answer questions that don’t matter at all. http://keyxlock.tumblr.com/ask 5. A-O’B is my dude. 
Apr 30th
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Life dreams
Lakers win the championship and a nice girl with a nice butt sings NFG with me. End.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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No one is online right now. I rule the tubes. My first new rule as king will be that all animals have to shake hands before the food struggles begin. They need a point of reference for metrics!
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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thosewholaugh asked: you sir, are a bearded babe.
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Going into the mountains tomorrow. Wore a diaper today. One dream at a time.
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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jesscouldntcareless asked: Nice blog and beard :)
Apr 27th
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My Instagram is Promiseskept24. It’s as boring as my blog, so don’t follow it. 
Apr 26th
spilledredwine asked: You are absolutely adorable. :) Just so you know.
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Denver is just so cute. The girls are pretty and smell nice. I would very much like to court one. Maybe in time, but I can be patient.
Apr 26th
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Anonymous asked: Gosh you are cute why dont they make boys like you where im from :( Out of curiosity, what kinda person do you go for ?
Apr 26th
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I’m either in Iowa or Nebraska. Either way it’s a thumbs down. Nine more hours. Text a fella! 3093384038. Or message me, no care.
Apr 24th
Anonymous asked: do you want to be my boyfriend?
Apr 24th
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Anonymous asked: Do you drink? it says you're straight edge
Apr 24th
Butts. Squeeze them.  Sleep drunmk. Good night 
Apr 24th
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myloveisarmystrong asked: you sir, have such a lovely looking beard!
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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