People who follow me
80% Gay men who like beards 5% Other 5% Friends 5% Forgot how to count again
Anonymous asked: Can you just be my boyfriend? I'll love you forever.
Anonymous asked: You're so adorable.
Rim jobs. So what?
veggietrey asked: Hey. I think you're cool. I'm glad you're back. Even if I'm upstairs and you're in the basement, at least we're in the same house. Also, makeout sesh?
thisiscasey7 asked: Pics or it didn't happen just kidding I believe you
thisiscasey7 asked: How are you I'm so bored haha
1. When did girls get into choking during sex? 3. Get wild tattoo tomorrow? Possibly. #JEFF STUCKEL. 2. I forgot how to count. 4. I would like to talk to people and answer questions that don’t matter at all. http://keyxlock.tumblr.com/ask 5. A-O’B is my dude.
Lakers win the championship and a nice girl with a nice butt sings NFG with me. End.
No one is online right now. I rule the tubes. My first new rule as king will be that all animals have to shake hands before the food struggles begin. They need a point of reference for metrics!
thosewholaugh asked: you sir, are a bearded babe.
Going into the mountains tomorrow. Wore a diaper today. One dream at a time.
jesscouldntcareless asked: Nice blog and beard :)
My Instagram is Promiseskept24. It’s as boring as my blog, so don’t follow it.
spilledredwine asked: You are absolutely adorable. :) Just so you know.
Denver is just so cute. The girls are pretty and smell nice. I would very much like to court one. Maybe in time, but I can be patient.
Anonymous asked: Gosh you are cute why dont they make boys like you where im from :( Out of curiosity, what kinda person do you go for ?
I’m either in Iowa or Nebraska. Either way it’s a thumbs down. Nine more hours. Text a fella! 3093384038. Or message me, no care.
Anonymous asked: do you want to be my boyfriend?
Anonymous asked: Do you drink? it says you're straight edge
Butts. Squeeze them. Sleep drunmk. Good night
myloveisarmystrong asked: you sir, have such a lovely looking beard!