August 2012
189 posts
I NEED SOMEONE TO MOSH THIS FUCKING ROOM WITH ME.
teawithjulia-deactivated2013020 asked: I need terrible advice on moving house without using cardboard boxes pls
Yo, I don’t know how I keep getting followers. Ask questions. I will provide you with false guidance and terrible advice. The truth you seek will display itself in an image that will wow your psyche and destroy preconceived notions held in the back of your mind.
Also, my tumblr is boring.
I save money by eating like a New York runway model on weeknights, not by design, out of exhaustion and laziness. I’ve got a girly physique, and I do not *snappy finger motion* intend to lose it.
fartbutt69-deactivated20120911 asked: Let's smoke lots of drugs and drink radiator fluid.:D
Step 1: Lay in bed
Step 2: Get Pokemon
Step 3: Turn on Netflix
Step 4: ??
Step 5: Profit
